Growing Up Lolli

Yesterday, my mom told me that I was going to grow up to be old.
JUST LIKE HER.

::shudders::

Then she tells me I can have all kinds of jobs once I am grown.
I asked her what her job is.

 

She rolled her eyes and said something about safety, keeping things alive, blah blah blah.

I am guessing she isn't a public speaker.

 Everywhere we go, Mom says,
"See that fire fighter? She helps people and fights fires!"
 or

Don't you like Mr. Doctor? His job is making kids feel better!"

or

"Boo Boo Kiss has a job loving children and teaching them things."

And then my dad wants me to be a pro surfer.
But I think we both know he just wishes he was a pro surfer.

Mom says I can be ANYTHING I WANT.

But I think I know what I want to be when it is MY turn to get a job.

 A funky fresh famous freaky POPSTAR!

I really love to play my keyboard.
Mom says one day I can have a big piano!
I wonder if it will be pink.

I prefer pink pianos.
Pink pianos play perfect preludes.
Perfect for POPSTARS!

 A Song for Things That Start with P

P is PERFECT for making lots of PUH sounds
P is PUH- PUNCHY it makes me go PUH PUH PUH PUH

P is for PINK. For PINK and PURPLE PEONIES.
P is for PONY
And who wouldn't want a PONY!


P. P. P.
I love P.
P loves you and P loves me.
Without it I couldn't be so haPPy!
P. P. P. so haPPy! 

P is for PUPPET. A PUPPET can be PRETTY.
P is for PECAN. You can PUT those in PIE!

P is for PRESIDENT and PEDRO.
VOTE FOR PEDRO!
Does anybody like POPSICLES?

P. P. P.
I love P.
P loves you and P loves me.
Without it I couldn't be so haPPy!
P. P. P. so haPPy!

 What is YOUR favorite word that starts with P?