Growing Up Lolli

Yesterday, my mom told me that I was going to grow up to be old.
JUST LIKE HER.

::shudders::

Then she tells me I can have all kinds of jobs once I am grown.
I asked her what her job is.

 

She rolled her eyes and said something about safety, keeping things alive, blah blah blah.

I am guessing she isn't a public speaker.

 Everywhere we go, Mom says,
"See that fire fighter? She helps people and fights fires!"
 or

Don't you like Mr. Doctor? His job is making kids feel better!"

or

"Boo Boo Kiss has a job loving children and teaching them things."

And then my dad wants me to be a pro surfer.
But I think we both know he just wishes he was a pro surfer.

Mom says I can be ANYTHING I WANT.

But I think I know what I want to be when it is MY turn to get a job.

 A funky fresh famous freaky POPSTAR!

I really love to play my keyboard.
Mom says one day I can have a big piano!
I wonder if it will be pink.

I prefer pink pianos.
Pink pianos play perfect preludes.
Perfect for POPSTARS!

 A Song for Things That Start with P

P is PERFECT for making lots of PUH sounds
P is PUH- PUNCHY it makes me go PUH PUH PUH PUH

P is for PINK. For PINK and PURPLE PEONIES.
P is for PONY
And who wouldn't want a PONY!


P. P. P.
I love P.
P loves you and P loves me.
Without it I couldn't be so haPPy!
P. P. P. so haPPy! 

P is for PUPPET. A PUPPET can be PRETTY.
P is for PECAN. You can PUT those in PIE!

P is for PRESIDENT and PEDRO.
VOTE FOR PEDRO!
Does anybody like POPSICLES?

P. P. P.
I love P.
P loves you and P loves me.
Without it I couldn't be so haPPy!
P. P. P. so haPPy!

 What is YOUR favorite word that starts with P?

Rainy Day

Some days all it does is rain.
Some times for DAYS.
RAIN. ONLY RAIN.

It can drive a guy stir crazy.
But not a guy like Tag.

What can I say?
Tag knows how to party.


Who needs boots and a raincoat when they have swim trunks and Divey Man?

And PUDDLES!

Rainy days are great for building forts.
Reading books.
Drawing pictures of monsters and aliens.

Rainy days are good for making cookies.
Hiding and seeking the cat.
Playing super one man band show.
When Tag grows up he's going to play guitar for the President!

Tag loves music.
He could spend all day (rain or shine) practicing his awesome stage moves.
He can kick and thrash and play VERY LOUD!.
He can play softly.
But he usually plays somewhere in between.

Do YOU like music?
Do you have a favorite song?
Do you like to sing along?
Do you like to play with instruments?
Do you like to play LOUD or softly?

Here is a song that Tag wrote:

Play in mud and play in sand.

On your shirt.

All over your hands.

Mom says clean up.

Time to run.

Mom loves chasing me in the sun.

Dirty running: it makes her so mad.

Dirty running: how could it be bad?

Dirty running: If I stop I'm going to be so sad...

Dirty running: This kind of stuff always cracks up my dad.

Paint on my fingers.

Paint on my toes.

Paint just everywhere paint could go.

Paint on the floor and

Paint in my hair.

When my mom comes in this should give her a scare!

Dirty running: it makes her so mad.

Dirty running: how could it be bad?

Dirty running: If I stop I'm going to be so sad...

Dirty running: This kind of stuff always cracks up my dad.

Music and making up songs is SUPER way to pass some time on a RAINY day!
Thanks for playing along.